It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Worst Jokes Ever
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
I'll put white in your smile.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
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I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
