Who is the worlds fastest reader. The twin towers, the blew 86 stories I'm 5 seconds.
bob it, twist it, pull it, hit, turn it, twist it, slide it.
They are delicious.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him a iphone 14.
except it had no home button.
What do Lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common? They both live long with dry skin.
why did i give the orphan a iphone 14
Because there is no home button
Why did the blind man get killed, bcz he never saw it coming
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo..
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.
Whats the differnce between a Mcdonalds and the twin towers? Mcdonalds has a drive-Thru
why cant orphans play baceball THEY CANT RUN HOME
i farted
Ur hairline is back people say look at this dude
why arent ophens scared of getting in troble at school
because they cant call there parents
How did Capetian Hook kill himself, he wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Why does an orphan go to church? So it has someone to call father.
Why do orphans become criminals
So they can become wanted for once
It turns into ligma Brother: what ligma Big Brother: ligma dick
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
