What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
