How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
At 9/11, the people in the twin towers ordered pizza. They asked for peporoni, but instead got plane
Why did the prostitute lose all her money? Bcz she got fcked
what's an Emos least favorite game? fruit ninjs
making 9/11 jokes its just plane wrong
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper
I killed a Homeless dude now she's at funeral HOME😭💔
What do orphan want to get for Christmas ... a mother
Why do orphan like the number seven it’s lucky so maybe there parents will come back
little jonny fucked his mum
Your hairline so bad even your mama left you
why did the orphan cross the road? To because he wanted to find home >:D
why did the orphan go to rob the bank? because he wanted to be wanted >:D
Why do orphans go to church.
To call someone father
I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
why did the cat cross the road?
to make a catastifi on the road
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
