Worst Jokes Ever

"No towers? :("

"No queen? :("

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.

If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nonye.

Nonye who?

Nonye buisness.

What do you call a donkey and a potato?

Assround

Q: Why was 10 afraid?

A: Because he was always between 9/11.

What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.

I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.

Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!

Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

Why did the mailman die?

'Cause everyone dies.