Worst Jokes Ever
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
I'm adopted :[
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
We can only see 90 degrees.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.