Worst Jokes Ever
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!