Worst Jokes Ever

I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.

What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.

You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”

*Apple bottom jeans plays*

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.

Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.

I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A. His mom threw an oven at him.

Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*

What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?

7/11

Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”

Friend: Ok?

Me: I'mma hit puberty!

*hits my friend*

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.

I got kicked out of the library because I put the woman's right book in the non-fiction section.

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?

Answer: Because his mom is a whore!

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"