Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.