Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!