Worst Jokes Ever
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Tried committing suicide last night...
Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!