Worst Jokes Ever
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.