Who is the blindest person in the world
Kid me: I lost my stick
Teacher : No you didn’t
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out out of your pants
The ,,S" in Putin stands for smart.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick girlfriend: " cool where is it?"
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
What do orphans get for Christmas? Lonely
I sat down and reminised about the past, I remembered all the people I've lost along the way. Maybe becoming a Tour Guide wasn't a good idea.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, pompeii 79 A.D
Your hairline so far back Even lebron James had a good laugh
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Mickey: I want a divorce! Minney: Are you fricking crazy? Mickey: No, im fricking daisy!
Im gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe biden thinks is possible with a 9mm
Yo edgline go so far back that I can now a lawn perfectly.
whats the pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy story *i got a friend in me*
What did 1 orphan say to the other orphan? Robin! Jump in the bat mobile.
me: i'm going to steal your heart
her: omg thats so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
what do you call a squad of emo kids suicide squad
Alexa open Kahoot
