Worst Jokes Ever
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.