Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

Why were the twin towers fighting?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?

An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.

The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."

Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.

I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.