Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?

Special Forces incoming!

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.

My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.

Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

Calendars got dates.

Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?

What does WTC stand for?

"What Trade Centre?"

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

Who did the cow want to hang with?

The udders.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?

The boomerang comes back.

Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

Hey, Britain, no queen? :(

Hey, America. No towers? :(

What do you say to an upset German?

Quit being such a sauerkraut!