Worst Jokes Ever
Chinmey?
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.