Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit!

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."

What's the difference between me and you?

I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!

What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.