Worst Jokes Ever
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.