Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.
She won't talk to me anymore.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.