Worst Jokes Ever
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.