Worst Jokes Ever

What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."

A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because they actually come back.

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?

A "retiree."

When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"

And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."

Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."

And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"

And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"

And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"

And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.