911 emergency jokes

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”

911 jokes usually go over my head.

Then it hits me.

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.