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3 years ago

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

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    4 years ago

    9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

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    5 years ago

    Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.

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