911 emergency jokes

America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.

9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...

What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?

"Call 911!"

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

What's the emergency number, Jimmy?

Jimmy: 9/11!