80 year old jokes

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?

Depends.

What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.

An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"

Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"

Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."

What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?

You feel the rush, but don't look down.