80 year old jokes

What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?

Depends.

What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

"Aye, matey."

Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.

3 boys were having a debate about who had the healthiest grandma.

Boy 1: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!"

Boy 2: "No, I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!"

Boy 3: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital..."

Boy 1 and 2, looking confused.

Boy 1: "If she's so healthy, why is she in the hospital?"

Boy 3: "Because she's giving birth right now!"

An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"

Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"

Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."

What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?

You feel the rush, but don't look down.