76 jokes

3 boys were having a debate about who had the healthiest grandma.

Boy 1: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!"

Boy 2: "No, I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!"

Boy 3: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital..."

Boy 1 and 2, looking confused.

Boy 1: "If she's so healthy, why is she in the hospital?"

Boy 3: "Because she's giving birth right now!"

Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?

To bring sweet luck.

Your (DYM 76).

Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.