69 jokes
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Your mom #69.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.
After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
69, 420, 21.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.