LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO 69 FOLLOWERS
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."
"can we do 69" "how about we do the 9/11 since we will crash together."
youre mom #69
i only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes
Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless
I went to the super market one day and i saw a cEAsor salad for 69 dollars next minute someone comes up to me and says CAESOR DEEZ NUTZ
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post #21gang
Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes
"Dad what is 69?" asks son Dad: Well son, it a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally. Son: So what shall I write? Odd or even.
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend. So she invites him to a romantic dinner. After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it. But her boyfriend was clueless about such acts. So she tell him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 positions. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same. But the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly the girl had an urge to fart, but hold it in because her asshole was right near his bf face. Suddenly she loses control, and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says
"Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
I used to work for a company called 69, my friend took over my position.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter! (Obtained by running over 69 children)
69 420 21
what do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair? MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Why did the rapist not get sentenced ?
Because rule 69 said so🤣🤣
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if depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with a huge amounts of autism that would be me
One time Girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit and he said sure so she just started having sex. she asked him if we could have a baby , but he said sure and started going hard.she told him she was joking but he wouldn't get off . So she did the 69 . and months later she died. and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.
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