60 jokes

Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?

Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.

A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old.

Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"

In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.