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9/11

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

Pedophile

What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

A pedophile.

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    • Infidelity

    A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."

    Infidelity

    A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."

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    Concussion

    My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.

    He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.

    A stone’s throw away, in fact.

    Victim

    What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

    Floor 44.

    Pothole

    Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"

    The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.

    The kid asked him again and so on.

    Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"

    Crash

    What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

    Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

    Forehead

    There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?

    (They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)

    Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.

    Documentary

    I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.

    In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.

    Bar

    A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"

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    GENESIS 44 A Silver Cup in a Sack 1Now Joseph gave these instructions to the steward of his house: “Fill the men’s sacks with as much food as they can carry, and put each man’s silver in the mouth of his sack. 2Then put my cup, the silver one, in the mouth of the youngest one’s sack, along with the silver for his grain.” And he did as Joseph said. 3As morning dawned, the men were sent on their way with their donkeys.
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