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363 jokes

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

Orphan

Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.

Vegetable

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.