363 jokes
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
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