363 jokes
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.