2,996 jokes
2,996 kill streak, boom!
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
What's 9 + 10?
21
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.