2,996 jokes

2,996 kill streak, boom!

What died on 9/11?

2,996 people.

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

What is 9+9? 18.

What is 9+10? 19.

What is 9+11? -2996.

Why are planes the most dangerous killers?

Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

What's 9 + 10?

21

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.