2,996 jokes

2,996 kill streak, boom!

What died on 9/11?

2,996 people.

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

What is 9+9? 18.

What is 9+10? 19.

What is 9+11? -2996.

Why are planes the most dangerous killers?

Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Know what a 6.9 is?

Another good thing screwed up by a period.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.