26 jokes

Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.

Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

You give them a Sandy Hook.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

Give them a Sandy Hook.

I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.

What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?

There's 20 of them.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

straight (DYM 26)

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.

How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!