23 years old jokes
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.