1971 jokes

The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?

Because it is politically motivated.

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.