12 o'clock jokes

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.

The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.

6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.