12 o'clock jokes

What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"