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Fat

3 years ago

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

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  • Kill

    3 years ago

    What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.

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  • Cop

    8 years ago

    The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"

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