12 O'clock Jokes

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.

The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"