119 jokes
Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
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The number 13? Not on my watch!
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
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As the religious user on this site i shall now give u the verse of the day!
̈ I have chosen the way of truth; I have set my heart on your laws. ̈ —Psalm 119:30
GENESIS 11 The Tower of Babel 1Now the whole world had one language and a common speech. 2As people moved eastward, they found a plain in Shinar and settled there. 3They said to each other, “Come, let’s make bricks and bake them thoroughly.” They used brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar. 4Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name … Read more