100s Jokes

What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.

What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

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What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.

How do you get them back out? Straw.

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What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

100 dead babies in a trash can.

What is worse than that?

There's a live one at the bottom.

What is worse than that?

It eats its way out.

What is worse than that?

It comes back for seconds.

What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.