100s jokes
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.