Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
(Not originally my joke, I found this joke somewhere a few months back) An Emo kid in a tree falls, at the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kids rope and noose.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!“ The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!“ The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.“
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
TIME RHYME
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their RHYMES
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people. And then it exploded.
