What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips? They need a parent signature.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
How do the cop respond to being called racist He said how can I be racist my wife’s eyes black
What does Can do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
What is the difference between runners and my car? My car is still running
I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says you’re next When we attend aFuneral, I say you’re next
How are Black people like communism Because they’ll never work But some of them are willing to give it a shot
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we Watch through
Why do women hate having sex with midgets? Because of their shortcomings
The term every 60 seconds is so stupid You know Africans don’t get seconds
What do you call a blowjob in Africa? Breakfast
How is blessed with a 9 inch dick That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when could I go to school and do it for free?
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said “Well, you’re fucked now.”
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid, they were still breathing so I told them to walk it off.
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side I crashed the car and fucked my trainer
What do orgasms and pulses have in common? I don’t care if they have either of them
