Guy: shows girlfriend his dick girlfriend: " cool where is it?"
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn it's windy out here"
You know it’s called the circle of life? Cuz there’s no point to it.
When your lonely watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there’s a salad dressing.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
A man assaulted me with milk,cheese,and butter. How dairy.
What did Osama have? Two Boeings and a dream
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch the hunger games the Africans live it
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water
People trying too stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT”
Your moms so fat she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back
Why can’t an orphan play GTA Bc there not wanted
what is the difference between fortnite and pubg
idk
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Maths....
....Addition frustration subtraction aggression depression
What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
You know I used to call my dogs balls the twin towers until they came rumbling down
