Worst Jokes Ever
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.