Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.
The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"
The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
My wife said I didn’t listen to a single thing she says.
What a weird way to start a conversation!
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?