What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad? Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What is the most common crime in Asia? Identity fraud
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
