sister. your ugly other sister. im not ypur reflection
ps. sorryif it is not funny
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕 and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
When you realize your friend is standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does
Why are Americans so bad at clash of clans? They already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen
how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb... none they cant change anything I am just kidding you know gay jokes aren't funny cum on guys.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
.......Rape.
why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip
because it required a parents signature
what do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit ninja
my grand mother made her passage on the titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I heard that the world orphan organization has a sponsor......DC Comics
orphans are like a trash can they live outside