Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
My will to live.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
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A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.
But no one would do it.