Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.

"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."

What do Christians and gays have in common?

They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Walking.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.

Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?

Skip.