Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”

Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”

Condom: “Hahaha...”

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?

To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

God creates dog.

God: "You are man's best friend."

Dog: "That's pretty sexist."

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!