Your mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Tyler hairline is so bad
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas I don't know he still hasn't opened it yet
what's the difference between jesus and a painting of him? well, it only takes one nail
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
Quite Kid: *reaches into bag* Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question Still waiting on an answer
Whoever said white people cant jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breastroke? Chicken breast
Iron man is just a golden retriever with a red background
Messi is really messy
why cant an orphan win a baseball game? Because they can't reach home
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner and when I decided to eat my family for dinner is called canabalism
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day because they don’t have a mother to give to
Just told Putin to get some b*****s
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house
what is white with red all over.........JFK
Kobe is known for fade ways to bad he faded away
bro this guys hairline I saw the other day was no were to be seen
yo hairline was used as the blue blint for the great wall of china