Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!

What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"