Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?

Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?

Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.