Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
I read a book on anti-gravity...
It was impossible to put down.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?