Worst Jokes Ever
Two husbands walk into a bar.
The first one says, "My wife is an angel."
The second one says, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
My sexlife xddddddddd
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Closer kin, deeper in!
The "W" in African stands for water.
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
My pee pee fell off.