Worst Jokes Ever
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
How do you punish Helen Keller?
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
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Me: My life.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.