what kind of band never plays music
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex
Because her boyfriend said "who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
what the difference between a emo and a banana they both hang like apples
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
why cant asian play base ball - because they will eat the bat
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose “I have a runny volcanoes”
Ukraine looks like fallout four woah!
Bored? Run over a orphan with your car! what are they going to do tell their nonexistent parents?
Name a shop that racists don’t go to the black market
Your dads spider man because he’s far from home
I did not believe in covid 19 until I saw your teeth social distancing
Like and commet if you play fortnite
why was there a ummmmm a cow? .......... to moo
Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning
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Go to the ruplies, look at the top and it will say "in ur mum"
yo hair line as long as george washingtont date of birth