What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
There is nothing funnier than my life (Evan 2020)
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
y is he called ben 10? because he is 10 in long
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded it's title back
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breath taking.
I once told an orphan his dad is spider man because he is far from home
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently, in other words, I’ve been very popular recently.
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
