If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
