My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES
My sister is so stupid she thought LBJ was a blow job
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than chinatown.
Y does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls r too clever for him.
Wat did rapboats mom say to rapboat? Is it in yet?
Whys rapboat like a dog? They both get off sniffing assholes.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther? Batman returns
What’s worse than finger banging your sister? Finding your dad‘s wedding ring
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
What plate goes to Bikini bottom Malaysia flight 370
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a LIFEGUARD
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity
If BlessedBrian were any more TWO-FACED, he’d be a RUBIK’S CUBE
