POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.