Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?

Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...

Son: Am I kidnapped?

Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.

Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

What’s the difference between white people and Black people?

One runs from the police, one runs for the police.

I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?

I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.