Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
I am a volcano.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.