Worst Jokes Ever
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.