Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”
And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.