I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby.
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling “taxi! Taxi!”
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Friends: You wanna hang with us? Me: No, I wanna hang myself
You learn from the best.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times
Who is the definition of a natural born cocksucker A bisexuality male or a homosexual male or a bisexual female or a heterosexual female ? A physically disabled heterosexual male
What is the Diffrence between Snowman and Snowwoman?
The Snowballs
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What animal can jump the highest
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What is the difference between The Leaning Tower of Pisa an the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible
What’s the difference between an emo and a Oreos pack? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom? sex worker
why is September 11th the best birthday? no one forgets it :)
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack ? not much difference
Q: why can’t orphans be criminals
A: they are not wanted
