Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.