Worst Jokes Ever
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.