Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Worst Jokes Ever
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
