Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?

A donation team.

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.

What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.

What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?

The cat says "me toooo!"

Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.

I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣