knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
Your so poor . Your just PO you can't even afford the other o and r
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me
Dinosaur killing with a 2x4 no more purple dinosaur
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner but it sucks.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel? 😁
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder ?!
Your mum !!!
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time
A catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession and while he is inside the confessional booth the catholic priest is sucking his dick and he says to the catholic priest what are you doing father and the priest says it's called giving a blowjob and the catholic gay male says why are you giving me a blowjob father inside the confessional booth? and the catholic priest says if there was no glory hole in the confessional booth my son it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place
what comes in and comes out but you should never miss it
any ideas
SHIT !!!!
I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket
I went over to a crying child and said were are your parents . God I love working at an orphanage.!
A cop saw an old lady carring two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash. "How did you get all this?" asked the cop. "Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grapped by hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that nobody pees in my yard ever again." The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?" She said, "Not everybody paid."
me: ok so let's get this straight.... cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car me: but I didn't do anything? cop: no me: so why are you arresting me then? cop: imma tell you a story me: oh no....... cop: I know, now come on. me: ok where? cop: my room. me: which room? cop: my bedroom me:😱im a girl cop:so am I, now get in me: but I'm 9 cop: I'm 59
What did i say to the bridge
Bye bridge
My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
I friend said a apple a day keep the orphan away I said only if you throw it hard hard enough.
You are so fat when you jump in to the pool everyone get out
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
