Worst Jokes Ever
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*