Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

Your mom finishes.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?

Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."

But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"