Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.