Worst Jokes Ever

Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?

Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.

Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.

What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?

A biplane.

Why didn't the child go to school?

Because he died of a heroin overdose.

Animals are just... so hot!

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.

What did the Pokémon say after having sex?

"My ball was sore!"

A pedophile and a priest run a race.

You can’t beat yourself in a race!

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

What do you call a house party for slaves?

An auction house.

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

Actually, Iron Man is female.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.