Worst Jokes Ever

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.

A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.

The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.

The man then got plastic prosthetics.

Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.

After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.

Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.

There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.

What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?

What is italian sausage?

The dick of a gay italian.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?

The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?

"When is your next blood period?"

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?

Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.