My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
I’m coming for you two
I never make that type of joke they always seem to crash and burn
Your mom so fat that when she stood on a scale it said."We need an actual person not an Elephant."
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.
yo mama so stupid , she ate the aplle phone you gave her.
So the other day my black friend work are group project he was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster
im autistic and i find these so funny
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
What did the mongol say to his dog? Down syndrome!
Osama binladin
Got like 2,997 kills damn thats a new record
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's
Why do Orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
me: calls suicide hotline hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging
Trust Canibles sucking each others dick
What is the difference between an orphan and Cotten Candy ? Answer: the Cotten Candy gets picked
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
