Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.