Worst Jokes Ever
Like if you know someone is emo.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
it was just a prank bro.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."