Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"

Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?

A. Rape babies.

I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)

If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Michael Jackson.

I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.

What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?

132.513.531.332

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.

What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?

A blender.

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"

Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."

Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.