Worst Jokes Ever
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
Like if you know someone is emo.