Worst Jokes Ever
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
Porn.
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!