Worst Jokes Ever
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.