Worst Jokes Ever
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.