Worst Jokes Ever
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
like this if you don't like school.
You and Jason in your bed.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."