Worst Jokes Ever
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
My "friend" has dyslexia.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.