Worst Jokes Ever
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.