Yo mama so fat, she likes long romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Q: What difference between Americans and Africans? A: some of them have food and some of them don't have food.
Your mama so fat it took all the trees to build her a coffin
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reaflection threw up and ran away
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head (JFK Rizz)
What is the difference in between a orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used
Why do they call them a nonce Bcs they go for ppl who don't have any sense
Your hair line go so far back it looks like will smith slapped it
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
the death of JFK must have splattered on the news
your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said i love you
A girl in the shop was getting bullied she came to me saying I’m getting bullied I told her stand up for her self
what do you call a terrorist swimming? A bath bom
why can't orphan's be gay?
Because they can't call anyone there dad
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen
Every body knows the joke why was 6 afraid of 7 because seven ate nine but why was 10 scared... because he was wright in the middle of 9 11
What’s the name of oceangates next submarine? Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs i bet they’ll call it the George Floyd
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs- because it always come back
