Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

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  • My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

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  • Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

    Because homing missiles don't work on them.

    Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.

    Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."