Worst Jokes Ever
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Like if you meet someone emo.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Eli is hot.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.