Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
because he died
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse. One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well parter!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Whats the difference between a orphans parents and his boomerang? One of them actually came back
Why do orphans get confused what ancient Egypt because he won’t know what a mummy is
Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves.
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff?🤨
Me: What?
The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: colourful flamingo fart.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club? Because he hated the pols
What do gay horses eat heyyyy
ICUP WORKS ON 88% OF PEOPLE
Why can't England play chess... because they lost their queen
HOW DID A MAN KNOW HIS WIFE DIED DISHIS START PILIENG UP
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humoured jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back before the Precambrian Time.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children
Why are Indians such good actors
Most of them are phone scammers
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they burried her
