What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS š¤£š¤£š¤£š³ļøāš
People: the titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: challenge accepted.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable even god himself couldnāt destroy it God: Ok bet whereās my icebergs?
Why canāt an orphan play baseball? Because they canāt run home.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What do you call a rich Chinese Child? ChingChing...
when i saw someone jump out one of the towers and yelled do a flip
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home to go to.
What is the difference between hungry and horny? The cucumber goes to different places
So this is how I got divorced. On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum and my 2 kids 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Hey kels whats on your arm?
Oh that was the cat
We don't have a cat...
Oh...
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players? One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
Q: What is germany's favorite board game? A: nahtzee (yahtzee)
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone A. Because he got hit by a truck
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal. It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
