Worst Jokes Ever
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.