Worst Jokes Ever
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.