Worst Jokes Ever
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.