Worst Jokes Ever
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Q: Why is marriage not a word?
It's a life sentence!
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.