Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.