Worst Jokes Ever
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?
I've never been inside a submarine.
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
Did you hear about the guy who got fired for having sex with his clients?
He was a great veterinarian.
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.