Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
