Daveon be eating quaker oats
Daveon is my blud cuh
Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak
Daveon! stop screaming in help because I broke your kneecaps!
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.
Q. What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A. The empty one!
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion? A. May your baby rest in pieces.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!?
sully: praised after landing in the hudson river garuda indonesia 421: sullys co pilot:
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god" Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld"
Mother: "Yeah I picked you up at the giftshop on my way out" Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS
