Worst Jokes Ever

MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

What is the best Catholic dating app?

Grinder.

Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?

He killed his mom and then fucked her.

Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.

Bitches be like, "Read the room."

What genre is that in?

What is a disabled man called?

"Woman." Haha.

My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.

What’s the difference between kids and drugs?

I don’t hide drugs in my basement.

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈

What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?

A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.