Worst Jokes Ever
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"