Worst Jokes Ever
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.