Worst Jokes Ever

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.

Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.

Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest

⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat

Wanna see my pp again?

What do you call a Muslim sleepover?

Osamas in Pajamas.

That is so bad, just like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger gun.

I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

Genders are like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.

I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.