Worst Jokes Ever
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.