Worst Jokes Ever
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.