Worst Jokes Ever
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.