Worst Jokes Ever
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Like if you wanna have sex.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.