Worst Jokes Ever
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Y'all smell like ass!
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"