Worst Jokes Ever
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”