Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.

I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.

Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

Because he was about to kick the cabinet.

I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.

How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?

When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.

How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. They hire me to do it.

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!