I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Worst Jokes Ever
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
POV: you
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
