Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
What does lmao mean lautching milles
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patients mouth?
I C D K
You know what I see?
DICK :0
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A Milkshake.
“Daddy, what are those 2 things on mum’s chest?”. Asked Tom “Those are just....balloons”.said dad (Later) “Dad! I think mum’s dying!”said Tom. “Why?” Asked dad. “Because uncles blowing her balloons and she said “oh god im cumming!”
Hey man, i was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Why does america have more guns not people
Why did the anikin skywalker cross the road? To get the milk aand to get to the dark side
Top five places to find your dads orphans is milk island
Why can’t orphans play baseball three is no home plate
Vernon's Japanese golfer joke in Harry Potter*check reddit*
How did Stephen Hawking Die? Is PC overheated
like if im fine ish
comment if im ugly
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies. Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt..
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher
My wife told me to hang her the salt so I beat the shit out of her. My names Kyle btw
If your dad didn't bring the milk what are u dipping your cookies in?
