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I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher

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ydk what u was doin to me las night

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like i was at mat nd ericas watching my comfort show and couldn't stop thinking about u

like i missed u so bad it hurt my heart

i feel asleep cause like it fucking hurt sm

im sad ur hooide dont smell lik u )):

i wore it to sleep tm

im makin smthin for u

I have something for you I don't know if you'll like it though

I have moods that make me like everything

Either it makes me more mature witch brings diff taste

or super fuckng chilidsh with make sme hehhehe

or how i am witch well its easy to make me happy nd upset me

im not upset with v no mo

i got old gacha songs bringing fucking cringe ahh memories help

harley quinn is fucking hot

I can't I want to go do something but nobody home My mom won't she has to watch my sister and my grandma's sick my uncle's out somewhere he won't answer his phone I'm bored this sucks just laying on the floor

im always doin smthin..

U need to stop leaveing me

cause when u leave me i think

nd when i think i fantasiz e

I put storys ito my head

so stop leaveing mwa

ydek what a fantasize about '

if i make up more storys in my head

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nd i don need that

then ignore what i said'll happen

the storys wont stop

my brain be makin fanfic like stories

thankfully im running out of ideas of what to put in story

i think i got a problem

i fucking hate fantasizeing

*tackles you* Rawr-

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i gtg home soon and will rpolly do some chores

so ill be on around 4 so be on then ples

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only got 2 hours to be on today so idk

be on around 6 30 ig

but im be doing hw

It was honestly all girl talk

like u can think somoene is attractive without likeing em so I js think that they are attractive I'm sorry

I don't because what happens when If I was to fall in love with somebody else and loose feelings for you

I thought he was actave all year but I don talk to him I can tell you I now write about you instead of staring at him, ever sense I got w/ you I haven't had one thought bout him till they started talking

lemme think how to spell his name

idk how to spell his last name

V thinks hes hot also

We used to be good friends and he is a dick

But i don even talk to him so its fine

I feel like we need to make some little rules for each other

You're perfect already i dont need any.

You wanted to set rules that means you gotta say smthin.

I have a problem aaden

Thats not even a rule i can do

I can try to make sure i don't

js some things i cant do cause I've done it so much its hard to not do it

Email me when you have feelings to do that because I can't always see on here but I get notifications when I get an email so email me so I can get to you quicker if I'm never on here

what if i dont have internet?

Ok so every time i want to carve smthin ima carve it into paper

Nd give u the papers so i don't do it to my skin nd wont have ideas to do it

Take the damn papaers

Ill start that tn.

If my grades arent up by next week

my chreombook onna go on lockdown mode

and i wont have wje

i use em if i have em

If I gave you one in red would you like it

Because I found one and I cleaned it but I was going to give it to my old gf that is my ex but ya

That makes me feel

Dont ever tell a girl that u wanted to give smthin to ur ex but gave it to them instead

Yeah js a small tip to survive

Yeah you better be fucking me

Wear ur hoodie u giv me to sleep so it smells more lik u

I gtg in 8 mins so ima js get off now

Goodnight i love you <3