Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."

What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?

A firecracker.

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.