My ass itches.
Worst Jokes Ever
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
I can't stand disability jokes.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
