Worst Jokes Ever
Like if you know someone emo.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.