Worst Jokes Ever
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.