Worst Jokes Ever
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
I'm about to cum!
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
I'm the joke.