Worst Jokes Ever

Jack and Jill went up the hill.

Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.

Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."

What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?

"Jit was lagging."

What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?

Her dad didn't beat cancer.

Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?

Because he thought it said "Home Deport."

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

What cookies did the orphans never try?

Home made cookies!

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.

A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

(Getting brutally murdered.)

I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick