Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.