are you spanish cuz i will say hola do u go to biblioteca also spanish you will never guess the biblioteca word find it i dare you
who has no home? orphans
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones. Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea
why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks
9/11 jokes are the bomb
Why did the emo person cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE haha
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I saw a kid crying so I asked them "where are your parents?" then she cried harder, so i left the orphanage
I hate when people make 911 jokes, im just blown away.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former soviet union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colours.
wats a depressed persons favourite game, hangman
wtas aenergy drink orphans nevver tried ''mother''
the twin towers orded pepepepepeproni pizza, instead they got plain
What does this mean 👊🥩
What you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
