Worst Jokes Ever
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
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I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
I have made a new word: Plagiarism.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.