Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?

It comes with no strings attached.

What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Summer wasn't too bad either.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."

What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.