Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?
Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.