Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
I can't stand disability jokes.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Jenga.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Bros got barcode arms.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."