Worst Jokes Ever
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Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
I can't stand disability jokes.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Jenga.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)