You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Worst Jokes Ever
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Purple.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
