Everyone is autistic midgets.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
A girl has small balls.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
I love balls, bro. So do you.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Gigachad.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
