Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan

    • The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

    Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

    Female

    • What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?

    A sexy female.

    Emo

    • Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

    Difference

    • What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

    Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

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    • Murder

    • Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.

    She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.

  • 2

    • Hot Dog

    • For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

  • 7

    • Cat

    • READ THIS OUT LOUD:

    This is this cat.

    This is cat.

    This is how cat.

    This is to cat.

    This is keep cat.

    This is an cat.

    This is idiot cat.

    This is a busy cat.

    This is for cat.

    This is forty cat.

    this is seconds cat.

    NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

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    • Phone

    • Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

    Why? You ask.

    Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.