Worst Jokes Ever
I can't think of any jokes.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
I hate nightmares.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Remember the name Ben Andrews.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.