Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Emo

    • Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

    Difference

    • What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

    Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

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    • Murder

    • Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.

    She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.

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    • Hot Dog

    • For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

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    • Cat

    • READ THIS OUT LOUD:

    This is this cat.

    This is cat.

    This is how cat.

    This is to cat.

    This is keep cat.

    This is an cat.

    This is idiot cat.

    This is a busy cat.

    This is for cat.

    This is forty cat.

    this is seconds cat.

    NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

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    • Phone

    • Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

    Why? You ask.

    Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

    Statement

    • Not a joke; just a statement:

    Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.