Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Drake.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Watchdogs.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!